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Dear HyenaBonesART

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of your office and I saw you drive over my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your balls but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I love Oprah.

Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore, NekoLick


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***Dear (person of your choice,)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it when you (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning your (8) but keeping (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11)

(12), (Your name or username.)


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - The rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - I'm joining the Convent
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forrest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - Last year when you peed your pants
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bit of
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey - The Catholic Priest
Brown - The Montreal Canadiens' goalie
Purple - my corned beef hash
Red - My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink - You are "My Little Pony" collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Annat - shamed
House- Sterile

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we're related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your balls

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your virginity
C/D - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Get sick when I think of your feet
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Always wanted to break your legs
S/T - Love your sweet, sweet ass
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven't showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you

11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Soft drink – I love Oprah
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I'm off to lead a new life as a lemon
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose

12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don't hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England - I love Oprah
Italy - Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore
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A-Kon 25

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Went to A-Kon yesterday and it was GREAT!!! Going again tomorrow X3
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Natural Hair Colour
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $200
[x] Brown - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $2
= $15

Eye Colour
[x] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15
=$150

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'9" - $75 
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45
= $75


Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
= $25

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or more) - $300
[ ] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[x] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $370
= $150

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215 
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $0
= $400

Vision
[ ] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $135
= $50

Family's Car Colour(s)
[ ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0 
= $0

Shoe Size
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550
= $600

Favorite Colors (I'm doing multiple, suck it)
[x] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[x] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[x] Other - $ 50 [teal as well x)]
= $2275


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes - $0
[ ] On Some - $750
[ ] No - $1000 
=  $0

I'm worth $3740      :D
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Bluh

1 min read
Getting that really long  journal off my page. Finally :P lol
I'm going to beg for a scanner for Christmas so I can post more work on here. And I really want a desktop computer, not just my laptop. Hopefully I can get it <3


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No idea why I do these ^^ lol 

         

WHAT WAS YOUR

 

    1.     Last beverage: Dr. Pepper

    2.     Last phone call: To my boyfriend <3

    3.     Last text message sent: To my boyfriend. Question about Pokémon :3

    4.     Last song you listened to: RWBY Opening

    5.     Last time you cried: Yesterday. Personal reasons.

 

HAVE YOU EVER


    6.     Dated someone twice: I’ve only had one boyfriend, and I am still with him <3

    7.     Been cheated on: Of course not

    8.     Kissed someone and regretted it: Yes….

    9.     Lost someone special: Yeah

    10. Been depressed: Yeah… :P

    11. Been drunk and threw up: I’ve never been drunk, so no.

 

 

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS


    12. Blue

    13. Red

    14. Green

 

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU


    15. Made a new friend: Several ^^

    16. Fallen out of love: No. And it won’t happen.

    17. Laughed until you cried: Yes ^^

    18. Met someone who changed you: No. But that’s good. I’m happy with who I am ^^

    19. Found out who your true friends were: I’ve always known.

    20. Found out someone was talking about you: Not quite sure what this means. Talking about me how?

    21. Kissed anyone on your friends list: (For these questions, I’m going off of my Facebook friends list) Yes :3

    22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: 91

    23. How many kids do you want: Two ^^

    24. Do you have any pets: My roommates have a dog and a snake, but I can’t afford a pet of my own right now.

    25. Do you want to change your name: No. I really like my name.

    26. What did you do for your last birthday: Had class, hung out with some friends, then got oreo cupcakes from my roommates ^^ they were amazing.

    27. What time did you wake up today: 11 AM. Was supposed to get up much earlier, but eh…

    28. What were you doing at midnight last night: Calligraphy for my Traditional Typography class.

    29. What is something you CAN NOT wait for: Day of the Doctor, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, Thanksgiving (I get a weekend away from class to see my boyfriend)

    30. Last time you saw your mother: Um…. Hm. I’ll just say it. I usually don’t and make up some lie, but… The day she died.

    31. What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: I honestly don’t know.

    32. What are you listening to right now: VOCALOID, “Transmit”

    33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don’t think so… Unless talking to Tom from Toonami on Cartoon Network through my TV screen counts….

    34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: Can’t say on here….

    35. Most visited web page: There are a few. Facebook, Yahoo, Deviant Art, and MS Paint. Started reading Homestuck again :D

    36. What’s your real name: Tori Leigh Strayhorn ^^

    37. Nicknames: Meadow and Cookie ^^ Lately a friend has started calling me Tor Tor ^^

    38. Relationship status: With someone I love very dearly <3

    39. Zodiac sign: Aries (Aradia :3)

    40. Male or female: Female

    41. Primary school: Crossroads, then Northwood.

    42. Secondary school: Seminole Middle school

    43.  High school/ College: Seminole High and the Art Institute of Dallas

    44. Write whatever you want here: MARKIPLIER IS DA BEST!!!!!!!!!

    45. Long or short: My first thought after reading this was hair length…. I’m just going to say I have long hair o.o whatever :3 Height wise, I feel short… ^^

    46. Height: 5’4” Ish       I think

    47. Do you have a crush on someone: (In Jake the Dog voice) Uh, yeah. My boyfriend. Lord insert his name here :3

    48. What do you like about yourself: Hm… Stuff?

    49. Piercings: Two earlobe piercings. Want my nose pierced, but I’m not sure if it would look weird on me or not.

    50. Tattoos: None. I’ve considered getting one, but I would want it to be meaningful. So I’m hesitant to get anything now ^^

    51. Righty or lefty: LEFTY :D

FIRSTS


    52. First surgery: None. Hopefully I won’t ever need one. I’m scared of them….

    53. First piercing: Just a normal earlobe piercing

    54. First best friend: A girl I used to live down the street from named Sherry.

    55. First sport you joined: (Also my last :P) played a season of softball against my will >.>

    56. First vacation: Went to Hot Springs Arkansas with stepmother’s family. Not too fond of them, but it was still fun.

    57. First pair of trainers: :3 What? Don’t know what this is talking about… Pokémon trainers? :D I started out with Blue Version :3

 

RIGHT NOW


    58. Eating: Macaroni and cheese :D Yummy!

    59. Drinking: Dr. Pepper

    60. I’m about to : Watch Markiplier and do homework

    61. Listening to: Mark Masri <3

    62. Waiting for: I guess tomorrow so I can see mah friends ^^

 

YOUR FUTURE


    63. Want kids: Yes. Someday

    64. Get married: Definitely ^^

    65. Career: Going into graphic design. But what I really want to do is open a comic book shop or gaming store :D

 

WHICH IS BETTER


    66. Lips or eyes: Eyes. I have always loved peoples eyes ^^

    67. Hugs or kisses: Cuddles and snuggle o3o lol But I like hugs and kisses, both.

    68. Shorter or taller: I don’t care either way. Though, I do enjoy that my Boyfriend is taller than me ^^

    69. Older or younger: Doesn’t really matter…

    70. Romantic or spontaneous: How about both :3 Spontaneously romantic <3

    71. Nice stomach or nice arms: I guess… Arms? Shrugs

    72. Sensitive or loud: Depends on how loud, I guess. ^^ IDK

    73. Hook-Up or relationship: Relationship

 

HAVE YOU EVER


    74. Kissed a stranger: No

    75. Drank hard liquor: Actually, I had my first drink of alcohol recently. It was a vodka shot. And I had a small amount of Tequila mixed with cherry Kool-Aid, but it was really watered down so I wouldn’t gag on the alcohol taste… >.>

    76. Lost glasses/ contacts: Lost my glasses a couple times. Always found them, though. I’ve never worn contacts.

    77. Sex on the first date: No

    78. Broken someone’s heart: No

    79. Been arrested: No

    80. Turned someone down: For what, though?

    81. Cried when someone died: Of course I have….

    82. Fallen for a friend: Yes <3

 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN


    83. Yourself: Yes ^^ Of course

    84. Miracles: Yeah :3

    85. Love at first sight: I’m not so sure about this… I believe in infatuation at first sight… But I think it takes time to truly fall in love with someone.

    86. Heaven: Yes

    87. Santa Clause: Of course XD Anyone who doesn’t won’t get presents at Christmas, duh!

    88. Kiss on the first date: Maybe. Depends ^^

    89. Angels: Yes

 

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY


    90. Had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: NO D:

    91. Did you sing today: No

    92. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: I’d want to go everywhere ^^

    93. The moment you would choose to relive: There’s something I did… I want to tell myself to not do it….

    94. Are you afraid of falling in love: No. I already have <3

 

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