Dear HyenaBonesART (https://www.deviantart.com/hyenabonesart)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me outside of your office and I saw you drive over my father. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I may pee my pants. I'm returning your balls but keeping your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and I love Oprah.
Please, don't lick my inner thighs anymore, NekoLick (https://www.deviantart.com/nekolick)
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***Dear (person of your choice,)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I rea